K'Tonk'Tonk Fire-breathing stone statue who returns to his favourite holiday destinatio to find a religion worshipping him has been formed. He is naive and extremely unsure of what a religion entails, or what being a God might mean. The High Priest After many happy years growing fat, rich and powerful in charge of the K'Tonk'Tonk worshippers, the sudden appearance of an ill-informed and kindly God has put The High Priest in a situation he hopes will be short lived. Bip Bip is a loyal worshipper of K'Tonk'Tonk, who is honoured by his selection as butler, servant and all-round helper. His willingness to answer questions is absolute, despite his general lack of knowledge and experience. The Temple Guard The only warrior on The Island, the consistent lack of conflict has left the Temple Guard rather short of challenges. He throws all of his minimal mental powers into any task The High Priest assigns him. The Beautiful Sacrifice A short tempered tourist who was captured and intended to be sacrificed in order to appease the volcano. The Witch Doctor The island's sole medical "professional".